July 12th, 2009 by TNM

Looking around the web today and I came across some of these gems.

Falling down an open manhole while engrossed in texting on your cellphone….Congratulations!! Here’s your Stupid Human Tricks Award!!

Of course the obligatory law suit is in order, because, somehow, someway, somewhere, there really are 12 stupid people just like this young woman that are dumb enough to award her a huge sum of money because….she wasn’t paying attention to her surroundings and somehow that became the city of New York’s fault. God forbid the silly little girl actually take personal responsibility and say “I was being S-T-O-O-P-I-D”. Do us all a favor dear, don’t breed.

Joe “Gaffe-O-Matic” Biden says “we underestimated the economy” You did, did you? How’s so Joe, are you finally admitting that you and every other useless air head that claims themselves a “politician” are just that f’n stupid, that you couldn’t see the train-wreck you and your counterparts caused? And yes, for the thousandth time this recession is caused by government meddling in the free markets, I guess probably not, you and home boy Bamabi are wealthy it doesn’t hurt you people nearly as bad when the economy tanks as the blue collar guy that just lost his job and has two kids to feed now does it, after all you have all those nice little perks of office. Let em guess Too busy ramming pork laden stimulus bills down the rest of the country’s throat to really “estimate” how bad things really were out here Joe?
Here’s your Stupid Human trick award Joe….wear it proudly.

Speaking of the pork, how is it that a website cost’s 18,000,000.00 dollars? Who’d you guys hire? I want to be on that IT crew, dang!! Think I’m kidding? I wish I was, I almost threw my coffee cup across the room when I saw this one;
From Michelle Malkin’s contribution to Human Events:

ABC News reported this week that the failed stimulus tracking website run by the White House, Recovery.gov, will get an additional $18 million taxpayer-funded injection to support a “redesign.” The Washington Examiner’s David Freddoso points out that the contract was awarded to a Maryland firm whose donors have contributed $19,000 to Maryland’s House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer.

18 Mil for a donation of 19K? That’s some serious kick back there, nice. Whoever signed off on this little boondoogle, when a well designed, functional web site can be done by a ten year old on his home PC for absolutely nothing….well you know the drill….here’s your award wear it proudly and all that.

I could go on forever, but why bother? The sheeple continue to plod and munch the federal grass, & the sheeple don’t care.

BAAAAAAA!

*spit*

And just as my outlook grows even more dim I’m reminded of the fact, At least there’s some smart people left in the world…go read. SHOO!