Figure it out yet?

December 31st, 2009 by TNM

A Nigerian man just tried to bring down an airliner over Detroit. Had he succeeded, he would have murdered 350 Innocent people. Merry Christmas from the Religion of Peace I guess.

Janet Nappy-Headed-Ho Napalito(I can say that I’m not a hot shot radio jock, and this my blog.) Says “the system worked”…Huh? What? Come again? It did?

It worked for whom there Janet of the triple chins? The Islamic Jihadi bent on wanton murder and destruction of our fellow Americans? Your DHS Foo is weak Jan baby…

So I have a question.

Has the Obama administration and his Czar’s and god knows what else they have going on, figured out that despite all their touchy feely rhetoric, blaming America for the worlds ills, & kow-towing to every tin pot dictator in the world, that …..well Gee to be candid, their approach…well it doesn’t seem to be working all that well with our endless list of antagonists now does it? Well?

A Nigerian Man tries to down a jet full of people just trying to come home for the Holidays, Hugo Chavez spits out more drivel claiming he can still smell the devil or some other nonsense, (really that dude needs to catch a bullet already), and I read in one stock report, The Chinese are now pissed off because Obama just slapped a staggering 35% tariff on their oil pipes ….of course ..at the behest of and to protect his US Steel workers Union cronies…protectionist trade theory with, our biggest trading partner who by the way owns most of that 1.2 trillion in debt you’ve rung up…Gee that sure will help the economy Bambi…*snort*

So tell me again? How’s that “Hope -N-Change” working out for ya these days? I guess okay if your in the Steel Workers Union Boss cabal eh?

Better yet; tell me when Obama and his clown parade of cohorts are going to buy a clue and figure out how to do anything other than try to pin blame on the past for what is clearly their own short falls and continual errors? Anyone?

Happy New Years 2010….it’s gonna be a LONG year I think.

Why No….I don’t care!

December 26th, 2009 by TNM

BAH!!

If I hear one more person accusing those of us that oppose this monstrosity called Health-Care reform of being “callous” “uncaring” (insert the insult of your choice here _________), one more time I swear I am going to punch someone in the face.

The whole mantra goes like this: “You’re selfish because you don’t want poor people to have health-care!” Or the ever popular “only a greedy conservative (I’ve noticed that on most forums…pointy headed posters seem to somehow think they get bonus points for skewing the spelling and making it “KKKonservative”) would deny those less fortunate than themselves health care!” “Only a racist would deny others Health-Care!” and on and on the litany goes.

So okay I’ll play the insult game with the liberals, and be all the nasty things they claim I am for refusing to hand over my very personal health care choices, not to mention a good chunk of my salary to some faceless donkey’s ass in Washington D.C.

You’re right my hysterical little friend….I DON’T CARE!!! I’M SELFISH!!

You want to know why I don’t care? Why I am so selfish? Well let me tell you why.

I started my Work life almost 30 years ago. You want to know what I was doing?

I was an orderly in a Nursing Home. I emptied fouled bedpans and cleaned shit off of the sheets and grandma, when grandma lost control of her bowels.
I cleaned up the puke and the blood and the urine when that was needed to be done too.
I watched old people die, alone, heartbroken, forgotten by the world.

From there I went onto the arcane art of morticians assistant. I’ve been in a morgue with the dead, helping to embalm them for burial, I’ve watched the mortician slide the embalming rods into their bellies and break up their internal organs and watched a pump as it sucked out the body fluids….. as a 17 year kid. (You do know that they do that don’t you? No? Watch an embalming someday..it’s a real screamer of a time let me tell you.)

Miraculously I never did end up in a fast food joint….Perish the thought.

Facing 18, and realizing I was going no where in life at breakneck speed, I decided it was time for a change. I joined the Navy.

So yeah, back then I was part of government controlled health care and I saw the best and worst of it all for 10 years. Being so young I had little use for it, but I did, at times, use it, and every single time I did, I seemingly ended up worse off then when I went in for whatever ailment I was seeking treatment for.

Now they want me to come back to that three ring circus? I don’t think so sparky.

When I left the Navy, I went with a private company with good benefits, and I still am to this day working for yet another private company with decent benefits.

Not making much money back then, I worked other jobs on the side. One job was unloading semis, lousy wages, long hot hours on a loading dock and back breaking work. But I did it.

I also worked on a Horse Farm in exchange for room and board during those first few years out of the military. I shoveled horse manure and mucked out urine soaked horse stalls at 4 am in freezing ass cold, and stifling heat. I’ve been bit, kicked, and stepped on, by horses so many times I lost count. But I did it. Go on call me a “red-neck” Because I am I’ve worked throwing hay into a barn or mending fences until the sun burned my neck to a crisp…I wear the moniker proudly.

I’ve watched the government pillage my check for Social Security which I will never see, I’ve seen them take 20% and more of my earnings, and then HALF of my hourly wages when I dared to work overtime in an effort to make my lot in life better….and now?…Now they want more. More Taxes, more health insurance costs, more, more, more. In short they are going to redistribute my wealth, what little I have scratched out thus far that is.. to others.

Nay!! I won’t stand for it!! It’s not theirs to give!!

So why don’t I care if someone else doesn’t have the same access to Health Care that I do?

Because I bleeping EARNED it that’s why.

I’ve worked my fingers to the bone in my life time, I’ve done probably some of the worst jobs in the world, and I scratched, clawed, and fought to get to the level I am today.

No-One handed me a job, A 401k, A college education, A Health Care plan…..I went out in the world and I EARNED THEM. I’ve paid my taxes, I’ve given to my fellow man, I’ve done my part. I’ve paid my dues as an American both in taxes and blood…..I will do NO MORE!

Until anyone that DARES accuse me of being selfish can point at someone …just one person out there that has worked as hard and a diligently in life as I have to overcome the odds, that has made the sacrifices in life that I have, that has busted their tail as I have to succeed in life, that hasn’t mewled and pissed and moaned about how they are being mistreated….. yet somehow just hasn’t made it….I don’t want to hear it.

Chances are you’re going to find it hard to find such a person in America. The fact remains America IS the land of opportunity…those that try succeed, those that don’t fail. It is that simple.

A true American takes one thing to heart. And that one thing is “Failure is not an option.”

Anyone else calling themselves an American that believes otherwise, that somehow it’s okay to fail because of the color of ones skin, or whatever other qualifier should give them special status over another American…is not a true American, they are a fraud, an impostor…. a dime store cowboy wannabe.

Yes! You’re right!! I simply don’t care. Because one simple fact in all the hysteria over health care and the “30 million suffering with out it” is this, of those 30 million probably less than 1 or 2 % of them are actually people that for whatever reason are truly in need, the rest of them are illegals, moochers, slackers, and free loaders and yeah they can go screw themselves….with a rusty nail embedded 2×4. I owe them nor any pandering jack ass in a suit from D.C. NOTHING.

Bottom line to all you bleeding hearts crying about the poor, about the minority flavor of the week, about whatever victim group is your cup of tea….is simply this:

I nor do millions of Americans like me owe the black man, the red man, the yellow man, the white man, or for that matter the man in the white house a damn thing…. they owe it themselves to make their own way in America.

And by the way? I don’t owe YOU anything either my bleeding heart friend …Election of your Poser in Chief and your so called “mandate” be damned.

Take note…and try to take that “something” by force at your peril… for I will not submit.

.45 Justice

December 22nd, 2009 by TNM

*sigh*

I’m so tired of scammers ….There’s the Nigerian Scam in about 2 billion guises in my email everyday, the “Lottery Commission of the Netherlands” claim I won a ba-ziliion dollars in their lottery, Dong Su Cho from Hong Kong wants to make me a millionaire and all’s he needs is my checking account number, and oh yeah…by using the latest and greatest “male enhancement” product which I think involves weights and vacuum pumps of some sort …I too can have….A massive 12 inch pecker that will drive 6 inch carpentry nails through solid mahogany and make any woman swoon …..

That the law states you cannot go around with your pecker hanging out and making women “swoon” at your whim seems to escape these mental midgets that send this crap out…. But I digress.

I really think we should be allowed to extract our revenge in a manner we feel appropriate when a scammer tries to swindle you…Be it E-mail or the phone, or even the old style postal service, I think tracking them down and shooting them in the face with large caliber weapons is a swell idea…

Why am I displaying my obviously non politically correct musings and utter contempt for my fellow humans??

Because, A: I am bored.

And B: After three years of hassle free service, I just had to change my Vonage phone number.

This is a huge pain in the ass…I was JUST getting to the point where I actually REMEMBERED that damn phone number…now I have to start all over again….Damn these snake oil hucksters to hell.

Why did I have to change my number you ask?

Because suddenly, I was getting calls from some outfit in Canada (Area Code 905 ) trying to tell me I owed them money….since I have never set foot in the frozen wastelands of Canada, conducted any business with a Canadian company, nor would I for that matter, as I despise the place and it’s long haired hippy tree hugging population, I wont even drink Canuck Whiskey…(but that’s another rant for another time) it was obviously a scam.

But Lord they were persistent I have to give them that.

It all started up about 11pm last night and has since escalated, with each call becoming much more ominous in its tone, and warning me of the truly ghastly and horrible things that were going to befall me if I didn’t comply….IMMEDIATELY.

I mean really, if someone calls you up out of the blue and says they are more or less going to ruin your life, there’s severe legal actions going to take place, and YOU’RE DOOMED!!!…and it’s all just a scam…well; shouldn’t you in turn be allowed to shoot the sorry ass in the face?

I think you should, but that’s just me.

Ya know? God forbid you comment on a woman’s hair or that she has a nice blouse on…OH nooooo…that’s sexual harassment and causes mental anguish and horrible self esteem issues, why the poor lass will be on Ophra crying her eyes out for weeks, nay months afterward!! … forever more a basket case…

Well damn it….I want the same treatment applied to scammers….I’m feeling harassed.

I think ‘tis only fair…

Failing that? Well then, these people should fall under the “old school way” rule book….If they embark on a life of swindling and scamming others, they should understand fully one premise ….”don’t mess with a bull unless you want to tangle with his horns” (or…. .45 Caliber Hand gun as the case may be).
This way it’s fair, there is no crying or wailing when they get their faces shot off. Everyone’s in agreement, you swindle; you run the risk of receiving a “45 caliber Bo-Tox injection”…Absolutely FREE.

And people say I’m cruel. Bah!!

On the flip side of it; anyone STOOOOPID enough to get caught in one of these pathetic scams…well we should shoot them in the face too…

I’m not falling for the pansy ass liberal “victim” crap any more…they are obviously from the kiddy pool side of the gene pool and thus, it would help kill 2 birds with one stone. Less STOOOPID people in the world and as a result, the scammers have to find REAL ways to make their livings, that is if I haven’t already tracked them down and gave them their free .45 caliber face lift.

Now I think I will go on to Google maps and track down this address that is showing up attached to that little bastard’s phone in Canada…Just for fun…ya-know?

(No scammers were hurt in the production of this post…yet)